With no offense to the missus...
You can practice your whole life and still never figure the darn thing out!
When you first get it, you can't wait to spend all your time with it. Then as you get to know it, you find your relationship is better when you're hands-off.
Every time you approach it, you have to learn how to work with it all over again.
It's "mood" changes with temperature, humidity, time of day, phase of the moon, solar flares, and how much change you have in your pocket.
Honeeeeeyyoooouuuneeeeedtoooooocoooomeheeeereeeeenooooooooowww!
After a while when it gets boring, you can always spice it up with some new effects.
It takes 2 hands and all your concentration to control at all times.
If you leave it turned on and walk away from it, it growls at you.
You can practice your whole life and still never figure the darn thing out!
When you first get it, you can't wait to spend all your time with it. Then as you get to know it, you find your relationship is better when you're hands-off.
Every time you approach it, you have to learn how to work with it all over again.
It's "mood" changes with temperature, humidity, time of day, phase of the moon, solar flares, and how much change you have in your pocket.
Honeeeeeyyoooouuuneeeeedtoooooocoooomeheeeereeeeenooooooooowww!
After a while when it gets boring, you can always spice it up with some new effects.
It takes 2 hands and all your concentration to control at all times.
If you leave it turned on and walk away from it, it growls at you.
